Mean Massage

78 /100
Trial: N/A
Monthly: $29.90 $14.90 - 30 Days
Unbearably long, slow, teasing femdom handjobs. Wonderful!

Femdom is the name of the massage game at Mean Massage. Guys come to get a rub down and end up tied down and slowly milked or teased, or even denied their orgasms, and by some pretty hot babes too. Pornstars and newbies appear as the sadistic masseurs, and the guys are at their mercy in each exclusive movie. These are HD, and the site comes with access to eight others plus bonus videos in a great membership offer.


Exclusivity 15/15 Quantity 6/10
Updates 3/10 Features 7/10
Quality 12/15 Navigation 4/5
Downloadable 5/5 Design 4/5
Speed 13/15 Price 9/10


Review Date: by Luke Preston
Category: Fetish | BDSM
Trial Price: N/A
Monthly Price: $29.90 our exclusive price: $14.90 - 30 Days
3 Month Price: $59.90 - 3 Months
Yearly Price: $94.80 - Yearly
Cross Sales: 1
Billing Type: Credit Card
Pictures: 126 Picture Sets w/ 150 Pictures Per Set
Hi-Res Pictures YES Zip Files YES
Movies: 126 Movies At Around 18 Minutes Each
Movie Downloads: Full Movie
Formats: MP4 (Mpeg Video 1280 x 720 3000 Kbps)
Delivery: Streaming YES Downloadable YES
Bonus Sites: 10 Sites      Multi Access Network YES

Latest Review Update

March 11, 2019

Mean Massage has 126 videos in HD, and all the content is exclusive. They are inconsistent with updating, but membership here includes full access to 10 more sites from the Tug Pass network. The network has over 1,500 movies spread across its board, and it all comes at no extras cost.

Full Review

ReviewerWhat starts out as a pleasant afternoon at the massage parlour ends up being a living hell for the guys at Mean Massage. This site skilfully mixes the sensual massage theme with that of feminine domination and BDSM. The guys, for example, may be a bit cheeky and ask for a 'happy ending' massage. The girl agrees, but really she's only teasing him. She gets him tied down and often gagged or blindfolded and sure enough, gives him a massage. But when he's hard and ready to shoot, she lets him go and edges him, or even just walks out and leaves him tied up and begging for release, in more ways than one. It's a great fetish mix.

I also found the videos to be good fun, in that a couple of them left a smile on my face because of the guys' reactions to being bound, led on, left and/or edged to orgasm. They are neatly made and simply shot, with decent sound and lighting and with some very sexy girls in charge. I found some top porn names appearing (Britney Amber, for example) and some girls I'd never heard of, and there were 111 models to choose from in the index, all of whom played their parts brilliantly.

You can also find content on the homepage and the index pages, and it's a shame to see that updates are not always regular. Far from it, there is a rough average of around once per month, but with 126 videos already there (and ten bonus sites) there's still plenty to see while you wait for another Mean Massage movie to come along. You can view them online in one stream option, which is a decent size and ran smoothly. Or you can take them in whole files and in sections. Movies run for six to 17 minutes, so files are not huge, and they come in one shape and size: Mp4 at 1,280 x 720.

There are galleries with the videos as well with pics at 800 x 533 when downloaded, and although they have the appearance of screencaps at times, they are decent enough to view and give you can get an idea of what's to happen in the movie. You can browse galleries of around 150 pics each online or take them in zip files.

You also have some nice extras to relax with after your ball-busting massages and fetish BDSM, femdom, girls being nasty to boys with big dicks, content. There are ten bonus sites included with your membership including the new site, Tease POV another cock teasing (with happy ending) site with hot teens doing the tugging. You've got Club Tug, Petite 18, Cumblast City and others on the tug and wank theme and you find them all on the Sites page. From there, you will need your username and password to access each one, so don't lose them.

Another page labelled Bonus gave me a long list of bonus videos with over 336 set out on index pages. I wasn't able to see sample shots here (broken links), but I could get to the videos. There are a few adverts along the way, but you'll get used to it.

Quality Quality

The quality is at 720p HD here, and the screen for streaming is not large, so it looks decent enough, and you can download in the same. The set-ups and the way the models play out the scenes are great and sometimes good fun, though nicely painful to watch. The girls are hotties, the guys are hung, the images are clear enough, and the site works well.

Content Content

I came across 126 videos that ran for six to 17 minutes each, and all were about femdom massage sessions where the guy gets edged and teased, but usually cums. They stream and download in one option of Mp4, in full scenes and parts and come with galleries of around 150 pics each. Updates are very slow to happen.

Pros Pros

You have a ten-site access with this membership, and the bonus sites stay around the theme of dick tugging and girls servicing men's hard cocks. The site itself is easy to use and simply laid out and gives no technical problems. The scenarios are played out very well, and you get the kind of content that's suggested by the tour.

Cons Cons

There are a few adverts to click out of the way from time to time. There are limited viewing choices, with only one file option, and some videos are rather short. Updates are not at all regular. You need your access details to get into the bonus sites.

Pricing Pricing & Bonus

$29.90 per month is not a bad price to pay for ten bonus sites and Mean Massage together. (There's even a special offer on right now, and it's cheaper.) You can also opt for the longer-term deals and save some cash. You have access to ten bonus sites with over 1,516 videos, plus 300 + bonus, non-exclusive movies.

Conclusion Conclusion

I really liked Mean Massage, it's the sadist in me, and some of these scenes were horny and also painful to watch; so it gets the femdom fetish element just right. I'd like more frequent updates and more viewing options, but what's here is hot and serves you well. The addition of the bonuses helps boost the site, and you get good value from your membership.